The Shining by Stephen King

Synopsis:
Dysfunctional family gets collective ass kicked by haunted hotel.

Review:
I think The Shining is probably my favorite Stephen King book–and that includes the Dark Tower books. And I’m always tickled at how different it is from the Kubrick movie–and how I can love them both as complete works without needed them to resemble one another. My husband decided he’d give King a try, having never read any of his books, and asked me which one. I didn’t hesitate before recommending this one to him, and he’s really been enjoying it. I’m torn on which one to suggest he read next–for selfish reasons I want to say Cujo, because I’m in the mood to reread it myself, but I think The Dead Zone is more up his alley.

The Hoard by Alan Ryker

Synopsis:
When Pete discovers his mother is living in a filthy hoard, he tries to get her help–not realizing that her problems may have a supernatural origin.

Review:
I loved the idea of marrying a zombie story to a hoarder story, but I did feel like The Hoard petered out and ended on an unsatisfactory note. But up until the last few pages, I really couldn’t put it down and even got pretty freaked out–not to mention grossed out.

Many thanks to DarkFuse for the review copy.

Breed by Chase Novak

Synopsis:
After seeking fertility treatments from a Slovenian doctor, a wealthy Manhattan couple gets in touch with their animal side, and their kids might be the ones to pay the ultimate price.

Review:
Breed was creepy in a classic horror way (think Ira Levin), and I blew through it. The premise was so creepy–parents as potential cannibals in a rundown Manhattan palace–but I felt like the ending was rushed and there were a lot of plot questions I wanted the book to explore in greater detail. Perhaps the author has a sequel in mind–there’s certainly enough story left for one.

The Devil in Silver by Victor LaValle

Synopsis:
Pepper’s not mentally ill, but he’s in a mental hospital nonetheless, and he wants to get out before his automatic bill payments drain his checking account–and before he’s stalked and destroyed by the devil who lives behind the silver door at the end of the hall.

Review:
I rarely cry when I read books. Like, I’m talking under ten times in my whole reading life. So when I tell you that the end of The Devil in Silver moved me to tears, you get why that matters.

Victor LaValle is one of the best contemporary writers I can think of. I love the way he uses genre to do more than tell a good story, without forgetting to get the genre part right. (I’m looking at you, Margaret Atwood). LaValle’s literary pedigree is impeccable. I heard him read the opening of the wonderful Big Machine at the 92nd St Y in Manhattan. But unlike so many young New York City novelists, LaValle seems immune to pretention and hipsterism. He’s obviously a geek at heart–a geek who writes prose that kills. It’s like Stephen King and Dom DeLillo had a baby who inherited the best traits from each and got none of either’s self-indulgence. I mean, listen to this opening paragraph:

They brought the big man in on a winter night when the moon looked as hazy as the heart of an ice cube. It took three cops to wrestle and handcuff him. They threw him in their undercover cruiser and drove him to New Hyde mental hospital. This was a mistake. They shouldn’t have brought him there. But that wasn’t going to save him.

But let me also give you a taste of LaValle’s humor, from the description of a pizzeria called Sal’s:

It had also once been own by a guy named Sal. Now it was actually owned and operated by a man named Joseph Angeli, but who was going to pay to fabricate a whole new awning? You?

The story is pretty simple: Pepper gets picked up by the cops for a domestic dispute. Since the city cut their overtime pay, rather than stay late and not get paid to do the paperwork to arrest Pepper and hold him for the weekend, they dump him in a city-run mental hospital. And there Pepper stays, and stays, and stays, seemingly forgotten.

On Pepper’s first night in the hospital, he’s visited by a ghoulish apparition–a monster with the head of a bull and the body of an elderly man. The other patients tell Pepper that this is the Devil, and that the Devil is killing the patients. Pepper doesn’t know if he should believe them, until he is attacked and nearly killed himself.

There is so much great stuff going on in this book that it’s better suited for a conversation than a review. I loved seeing Loochie again, from LaValle’s novella Lucretia and the Kroons. I am still pondering on the ways that the story flipped and reversed and mixed things up in every way I can think of. I’m blown away by the way the book was culturally and politically relevant without being didactic or self-aware. I feel like it might be perfect.

Please, somebody, read it!

Lucretia and the Kroons by Victor LaValle

Synopsis:
Lucretia, a 12-year-old girl living in the projects in Queens, just wants to spend her birthday with her best friend, but the boarded up apartment on the top floor might be inhabited by people who have a different plan for the girls.

Review:
Scary, smart, beautiful, haunting, powerful, resonant–can I please have a few more adjectives of praise to apply to this fabulous novella? Victor LaValle might be the most exciting contemporary writer I can think of. He is endlessly imaginative, a brave writer who really doesn’t seem to care about trends or cool or hipster credibility. I loved Lucretia and the Kroons and just can’t wait until his next novel comes out in August.

Eerie by Jordan Crouch and Blake Crouch

Synopsis:
A cop and his prostitute sister find themselves trapped a a malevolent force that won’t let them leave her brownstone.

Review:
Eerie scared the absolute crap out of me! At one point I was too scared to even get out of bed to use the bathroom. The claustrophobic atmosphere was a big part of the power of this story–I really felt trapped in that house right along with Paige and Grant. I can’t say I was fully satisfied by the outcome of the story, but it was a fantastic haunted house story and I will definitely be seeking out more by these authors.

The Dark Half by Stephen King

Synopsis:
A literary author kills his crime fiction scribe alter ego, only to have him come to life and menace his family.

Review:
The Dark Half is classic King and a book I’ve ready maybe 4 times now. It felt thin to me this time, probably because I am so familiar with the plot. I still love the way it talks about the process of writing–I don’t think anybody really does that better than King.

Big Machine by Victor LaValle

Synopsis:
A brokedown junkie, ex-cultist and mass murder survivor gets a mysterious invitation to become an Unlikely Scholar investigating odd phenomena across America.

Review:
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Big Machine rocked my world. Stylistically, it’s a mash-up of Haruki Murakami and Stephen King, with a bit of Ralph Ellison for good measure.

When junkie Ricky Rice becomes an Unlikely Scholar under way mysterious circumstances, he finds himself scouring newspapers for stories that give evidence to The Voice. His journey grows ever more wild, and as he travels across the country from Vermont to northern California on the trail of the Voice and something more human and more ominous, he reflects back on the journey that got him to this point. His childhood in a cult, his years as a junkie and petty criminal, and his efforts to stay on the straight and narrow become more than just a life story. It’s a Pilgrim’s Progress founded on doubt–but a doubt that might be stronger than the faith of some.

LaValle has a lot to say about American fanaticism of all stripes. The social commentary here is fascinating, specific, and outrageously funny. Ricky Rice will become one of my favorite characters for the unique voice LaValle gives him, at once guileless and sneaky, wise and foolish, a street smart risk taker who has survived way too much.

The story is wild beyond imagining, with horror elements that don’t hold back. LaValle is not genre-slumming here. He genuinely wants to freak us out.

I was fortunate enough to hear LaValle read a large chunk of the opening of this book, and I was hooked. Definitely planning to read more of his work.

Full Dark, No Stars by Stephen King

Synopsis:
4 new stories that probe what ordinary people might do when faced with evil.

Review:
There were times when I considered putting down Full Dark, No Stars because it went so deep into the blackness. I know that sounds odd, because of who the author is, but for some reason these stories felt compressed in an unpleasant way. When King takes more time to develop his stories and let them breathe, you get some relief from the evil. That’s not the case with these small stories. And because in each one the evil is so intimate, the stories are claustrophobic to the extreme. I much prefer the mode where the evil is externalized to a greater degree. To me, his gold standard for the short form is “The Langoliers,” where you have an outside menace that then causes a moral breakdown amongst a group for characters. Moving among points-of-view provides a bit of an escape and some characters are also freed to find their best selves. Here you do get some glimpses of courage and even heroism, but the overall mood is relentlessly cynical and bleak.

That said, these stories do have solid literary merit, in terms of concept and execution. I guess I just might have too much Christmas spirit to appreciate them now. I might have liked them better in March.

The Painted Darkness by Brian James Freeman

Synopsis:
There’s something in the basement… and Henry is home alone.

Review:
The Painted Darkness is a slim book with a big debt to Stephen King, plumbing the same sorts of externalized inner horror that he specializes in. That’s not to say that the book is derivative, merely that it wears its influences proudly.

Henry is home alone in the middle of a snowstorm, and has to go check the boiler. While down there, he discovers that he is not exactly alone. He then remembers a childhood horror that might explain the mysterious paintings he doesn’t quite remember creating. It’s short and very scary!