Holidays on Ice by David Sedaris

A collection of previously published works by humorist David Sedaris on the topic of Christmas.

To the tune of “Frosty the Snowman”

Da-vid Se-daris
Was a writer oh-so-droll
With a quirky style and take on life
That will put you on the floor.

Da-vid Se-daris
Writes the weirdest stuff you’ll see
About the Christmas whore and the Macy’s elves
And deathly children’s pageantry.

There must have been some crazy
In the Sedaris family tree
‘Cause David ain’t the only one
Have you seen his sister Amy?

Oh! Da-vid Se-daris!
Can your stories all be true?
It matters not when you write as hot
As in Holidays on Ice!

3 thoughts on “Holidays on Ice by David Sedaris”

  1. Awesome!

    I’ve written a couple of short, lame poems about different authors, but it hadn’t occurred to me to filk a song… You may have started a trend!

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