A collection of previously published works by humorist David Sedaris on the topic of Christmas.
To the tune of “Frosty the Snowman”
Was a writer oh-so-droll
With a quirky style and take on life
That will put you on the floor.
Writes the weirdest stuff you’ll see
About the Christmas whore and the Macy’s elves
And deathly children’s pageantry.
There must have been some crazy
In the Sedaris family tree
‘Cause David ain’t the only one
Have you seen his sister Amy?
Oh! Da-vid Se-daris!
Can your stories all be true?
It matters not when you write as hot
As in Holidays on Ice!